Sunday, 20 July 2008

worries

My sister,my sister, says she has her hairdresser on speed dial. This worries me immensely.

Sunday, 6 July 2008

The important thing is to maintain altitude

I am no longer your pilot,
  he should have said
I'll be leaving you now,

Its what we pilots do.

You'll agree we've gained a lot of altitude
    while I've been at the controls, and
your new pilot, when he arrives,
  will know your destination.